DD, Track, Burn: Random Craigslist Edition

Kinja'd!!! "Nonster" (noahnic)
11/06/2017 at 16:10 • Filed to: DDtrackburn

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Let’s try a variation of the classic game. I opened my local craigslist and picked the first three cars.

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edit: Well that didn’t take long, F-150's already flagged. And yeah the Altima’s definitely a scam, but lets work under the assumption that they’re all legit. 


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! NojustNo > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:16

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Natch the first ad is an obvious scammer.


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:20

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Dd: f-150

Track: Altima

Burn: that god awful Buick


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:21

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Let’s see, the Nissan sounds like a scam, the F-150 has been flagged for removal, and the Buick looks thoroughly thrashed.

Burn, burn, burn.


Kinja'd!!! Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:22

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My spin, searched local craigslist for between $1000-2000.

Burn:

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-buick-park-ave-white/6367900834.html

DD (after a bit of work):

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1978-chevy-c10-short-bed/6364621346.html

Track:

https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-honda-prelude-turbo-h23a/6340867009.html


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:28

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Track - Buick, thereby destroying it.

Burn - Nissan, thereby destroying it.

DD - F150


Kinja'd!!! e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:28

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Burn: Altima

Burn: Century

Burn: F150

I’ll walk.


Kinja'd!!! Nonster > WilliamsSW
11/06/2017 at 16:37

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^this is the correct answer hahaha


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:50

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I spun and got lucky. DD: Tesla Model S; Track: M-B E63 AMG; Burn: Buick Regal

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If I impose a $2000 limit, we are presented with a much sadder set of options:

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DD: the Regal, but I’m not happy about it. Track: the weirdo ‘70s VW kit car, slowly. Burn: the Blazer, because of the ominous words “...or parts.”


Kinja'd!!! Sweet Trav > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 16:59

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Burn the Nissan, DD the Buick, track the F150


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 17:00

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Hey now, I invented this variation! I expect $2,000 in royalties. Don’t make me bring my lawyers into this!


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 17:02

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Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 17:20

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The Altima is a Nissan on rimz... Burn.

The Buick is disgusting and ruined... Mercy burn

The ‘97-’04 F-150 is without a doubt the worst thing to ever be called “truck”... Burn, scrape up the ashes, burn again, pee on the ashes, burn a third time.

I choose walking shoes.


Kinja'd!!! j250ex > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 20:27

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DD the Ford. LeMons the Buick and burn the Altima. Easy


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 21:10

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That Nissan is a scam. I always see the same thing. A newer white car, on rims priced less than 2000 dollars. And it’s usually an import


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Nonster
11/06/2017 at 21:56

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DD the Ferd, track the Buick, burn the magic 4wd Altima. Clearly it’s a witch anyways.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Nonster
11/07/2017 at 05:37

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burn all 3