![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:10 • Filed to: DDtrackburn | ![]() | ![]() |
Let’s try a variation of the classic game. I opened my local craigslist and picked the first three cars.
The details (in case you’re really torn):
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
edit: Well that didn’t take long, F-150's already flagged. And yeah the Altima’s definitely a scam, but lets work under the assumption that they’re all legit.
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Natch the first ad is an obvious scammer.
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Dd: f-150
Track: Altima
Burn: that god awful Buick
![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:21 |
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Let’s see, the Nissan sounds like a scam, the F-150 has been flagged for removal, and the Buick looks thoroughly thrashed.
Burn, burn, burn.
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My spin, searched local craigslist for between $1000-2000.
Burn:
https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-buick-park-ave-white/6367900834.html
DD (after a bit of work):
https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1978-chevy-c10-short-bed/6364621346.html
Track:
https://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/cto/d/1993-honda-prelude-turbo-h23a/6340867009.html
![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:28 |
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Track - Buick, thereby destroying it.
Burn - Nissan, thereby destroying it.
DD - F150
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Burn: Altima
Burn: Century
Burn: F150
I’ll walk.
![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:37 |
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^this is the correct answer hahaha
![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:50 |
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I spun and got lucky. DD: Tesla Model S; Track: M-B E63 AMG; Burn: Buick Regal
If I impose a $2000 limit, we are presented with a much sadder set of options:
DD: the Regal, but I’m not happy about it. Track: the weirdo ‘70s VW kit car, slowly. Burn: the Blazer, because of the ominous words “...or parts.”
![]() 11/06/2017 at 16:59 |
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Burn the Nissan, DD the Buick, track the F150
![]() 11/06/2017 at 17:00 |
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Hey now, I invented this variation! I expect $2,000 in royalties. Don’t make me bring my lawyers into this!
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![]() 11/06/2017 at 17:20 |
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The Altima is a Nissan on rimz... Burn.
The Buick is disgusting and ruined... Mercy burn
The ‘97-’04 F-150 is without a doubt the worst thing to ever be called “truck”... Burn, scrape up the ashes, burn again, pee on the ashes, burn a third time.
I choose walking shoes.
![]() 11/06/2017 at 20:27 |
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DD the Ford. LeMons the Buick and burn the Altima. Easy
![]() 11/06/2017 at 21:10 |
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That Nissan is a scam. I always see the same thing. A newer white car, on rims priced less than 2000 dollars. And it’s usually an import
![]() 11/06/2017 at 21:56 |
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DD the Ferd, track the Buick, burn the magic 4wd Altima. Clearly it’s a witch anyways.
![]() 11/07/2017 at 05:37 |
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burn all 3